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"Facts
do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
Aldous Huxley
We
always considered Enron and their efforts to commoditize
all industriesfrom energy to ad spacean
avowed enemy of branding. Real brands, as our readers
know, are dedicated to solving customers' problems and
pains better than competitors. Apparently, Enron was
not interested in solving anyone's problems, but rather
using marketing gimmickry to trick them into thinking
that something marvelous was going on.
To
Enron, marketing was nothing more than the way to make
the con game work. The company hired Paul Rand, considered
by many the father of modern corporate identity design,
to create their logo. Under the arrogant tagline, "the
world's leading company," Enron executives told
their stakeholdersanalysts, employees, lenders,
and businessesif you don't understand what Enron's
value proposition is or exactly what we do, well you're
lazy and stupid. "Our business is not a black box.
It's very simple to model. People who raise questions
are people who have not gone through it in detail, "
ex-McKinsey consultant and then CEO of Enron Jeffrey
Skilling told Fortune reporter Bethany McLean
in an interview a year ago this month, soon after calling
an analyst an "asshole" for asking too many
questions.
Enron's
positioning and communications strategy didn't stop
with verbal abuse, however. No. For instance, they had
employees pose as busy sales representatives to impress
analysts touring the company, having them bring personal
items like photographs and talking on the phone as if
they were making a big sale. One analyst recalled to
the Wall Street Journal, "the trading floor
looked fully staffed
It looked like people were
very busy." Enron of course denies they intended
to mislead analysts; then again, CEOs of U.S. cigarette
manufacturers said they didn't think smoking caused
cancer.
Unfortunately
for investors and employees, the deception didn't stop
there. We all know about the off-book accounting practices
Enron used to beef up its balance sheet and "even-out"
the peaks and valleys of its commodity trading business.
We disagree with Dynegy CEO Chuck Watson who said of
Enron, "[it] never understood that business is
not just about numbers and the balance sheet, it's about
your brand, and the confidence you inspire." To
Enron, branding was all cosmetic and their balance sheet
was the lipstick in their purse. They used superficial,
almost laughable in their conceit, techniques to convey
their superiority and dominance.
No
matter how dumbfounded Skilling, Kenneth Lay, members
of the company's Board of Directors, Joseph Berardino,
senior executives at Enron, and senior consultants at
Andersen and Accenture act about Enron's accounting
practices or the rapid decline of the company, they
knew exactly what was happeningthey had deliberately
operated on image alone from the very beginning. Not
to mention Enron's senior people all had plenty of time
to abandon ship with a boat-load of cash before the
Titanic sunk, while Andersen shredded documents. If
they think they can make Andrew Fastow the Ollie North
of the Enron scandal, they should think again. While
clearly a deranged man, evidence indicates Fastow hardly
acted alone or in a vacuum.
The
writers at the Harvard Lampoon couldn't have
written a better parody of a business if they had tried,
but too many people have gotten hurt for the Enron debacle
to be funny. Marketing and business is about a lot more
than creating appearances; for anyone that doubts that,
we suggest you make an appointment to visit whatif
there is any justicewill be Enron's new corporate
headquarters: a federal prison.
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